The Kim Kardashian and Tom Brady Rumors Actually Make Perfect Sense

Perhaps the only thing more annoying than the ongoing reports of Kim Kardashian and Tom Brady flirting with each other How meaningful is this pairing indeed.

According to daily MailKim and Gisele’s ex-husband both were present At the same July 4th party hosted by billionaire Michael Rubin in the Hamptons. Among them were Beyoncé and Jay-Z, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, Leonardo DiCaprio and Kendall Jenner. How the CEO of sports merchandising company Fanatics manages to attract this dazzling crowd is anyone’s guess!!! (Kidding, money makes the world go around.)

Although the couple was before stop the rumors that they were dating in May, an “insider” at the party told the outlet that Kim and Tom had been clinging to each other all day: “Kim and Tom were super flirty with each other at Rubin’s party and were seen during the day going to the beach together and then dancing at night,” noting that Brady is “exactly[Kim’s]type.”

while kim They say She took 11 shots that night, I mean, yeah, it’s totally logical to have a little romance between a Kardashian and the NFL’s anointed goat (an opinion I don’t share). Kim has a history of dating beefy athletes (I present you one). reggie bush And a 72 days wedding to former Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries). Both appear to be vaguely Republican – Kim probably for tax reasons, and Brady because he’s enjoyed dirty relationship With Donald Trump (and probably also for tax reasons). he is asked him for real estate advice– because she’s looking to buy property in the Bahamas, where she already has some – and we know men love to give advice! They both have one-syllable names, it requires little effort to address each other, they’re both almost too rich to act, and they both love body modification.

Having said all that, the timing of this story seems a bit more convenient, given that it shifts the publicity away from Brady. Partnership with the now bankrupt FTX and the crypto industry collapsed wunderkind, Sam Bankman-Fried. on thursday new York Times published A story detailing the extent of Brady and ex-wife Gisele Bündchen’s tangle with the faltering company. times The report said Brady signed on as an “ambassador” for FTX, promoting the exchange as the “most trusted” institution at the company’s Bahamas-based convention and in advertisements. FTX reportedly paid the footballer $30 million in FTX stock, while Bündchen received $18 million in FTX stock. Of course, that stock currently has no value.

which reminds me! Here’s one more thing that Kim and Tom have in common: they’ve both been in controversy over their questionable crypto business dealings. Brady and Bündchen have been sued by a group of FTX clients seeking to hold celebrities promoting the exchange accountable, while the Securities and Exchange Commission in October ordered Kim will have to pay $1.26 million for not disclosing sponsorships paid for with EthereumMax crypto tokens. Which is to say, their values ​​seem to align perfectly 🙂

Maybe Tomberly can mourn their loss together. Love is patient, love is kind, love is… defrauding customers of millions of dollars at once.

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